I Tried It: A Weekend In A Treehouse In The Amazon Jungle, Tarantulas And All

Yep. Eating, sleeping, you name it: All in a tree. In the Amazon.

You know those mornings when you wake up, stretch, smile at the sun, breath in the clean air… and then notice a tarantula the size of a dessert dish (let’s say about eight inches) from your face? This was one of those mornings.

Moments like these are pretty common at Treehouse Lodge, a treehouse resort in the Peruvian Amazon just outside of Iquitos. When I asked the manager if anyone had ever been injured at the resort, his response was, “Luckily, no. We’re very diligent with maintenance on the treehouses.” I wasn’t worried about the tree houses though; they looked more sturdy than anything I had seen on the ground.

How about visitors getting rushed to the hospital from a snake bite or nighttime alligator pursuit gone wrong? He laughed. “Oh, the animals. That is not a problem.” Like so many other international places, things here are categorized as either a “problem” or “not a problem”. Keep it simple.

Amazon Treehouse Lodge

Our beautiful treehouse, built in an Oje tree, is 19 feet in diameter and 39 feet above the flood waters (themselves 30-feet deep at their peak). During the dry season, grass is visible below the treehouses and night walks are possible. But, this time of year, we’re looking down on water. It’s everywhere. Our home in the trees had two single beds under mosquito netting, a couch and two chairs, a bathroom and cold water shower. We could see the Yarapa river, and another treehouse across a suspension bridge.

Treehouse Lodge

Our boat captain was the local ‘ahu’, or chief of the village. Aside from being decent at acquiring wives (he has four), he proved to be an excellent piranha fisherman and spot-on navigator through the water-jungle we were living in. Our guide came from the city of Iquitos, and was named Willy. He caught Caimans with his bare hands, could spot tiny nocturnal monkeys 50 feet up, and kept our hooks stocked with chicken guts during piranha excursions.

On our first evening, Willy and Ahu (as we called him) took us out in search of pink dolphins. What are pink dolphins? They’re freshwater river dolphins only found in the Amazon. Pink and large (over 9 feet long), they navigate through the flooded, muddy waters backwards, upside down, and sometimes with only one pectoral fin. They rely solely on sonar and have pinpricks for eyes. Their dorsal fin is long, but not very high, so when they rise to the surface for air, you only see a long body barely breaking the surface.

We crossed from our tributary inlet over the feeder rivers to the Amazon. Trees with roots still attached floated by, brown water mixed with clear, and it all sped past our boat in sets of whirlpools and rippling currents. We turned down another tributary, and ten minutes later were spotting grey dolphins during what appeared to be their playtime. Dolphins jumped out of the water all around us.

Every few minutes, a pink dolphin would emerge and take a loud breath, but we were only able to see them slightly rise to the surface; the real show was with their grey counterparts with normal-sized dorsal fins. Before we knew it, the rains came down and a rainbow appeared above the trees as the sun started to set. Not a bad way to spend the first night.

Treehouse Lodge

It was tough to beat night one, but our second day in the Amazon came close. We set out after breakfast in search of monkeys. As we pulled up to a neighboring island, two woolly monkeys hopped into our boat looking for fruit. One was a three-year old our guide had named Martina, and the other a two-year old named Pepe who had been raised by humans and released back into the wild. Pepe and Martina ate fruit out of our guide’s hands and curled up in our laps. I was pretty much in heaven.

Treehouse Lodge

The rest of the day was filled with more animal spotting. We woke up nocturnal monkeys by bumping our boat into their tree; they emerged from their home and blinked down at us, stiff with sleep, white eyebrows conveying confusion. We saw squirrel monkeys jumping across inlets via tree branches. We spied blue and gold macaws preening their feathers high up in the trees. And, late in the afternoon, we set out to catch piranhas. Anyone who gets bored easily while fishing won’t find that to be the case in the Amazon, where candidates are lined up to nibble your bait as soon as it hits the water.

Turns out, kids often swim right next to piranha fishermen. “You only have to worry about piranhas if you’re bleeding,” Willy assured us. And if you unknowingly happen to be bleeding? “It’s best if you’re not bleeding…” was all he would say.

Our final day on the Amazon had us visiting Ahu’s village via boat and spending time with a pet sloth, Pablito. The town has about 300 people and is complete with a community center, a church, and a bright blue jail where, interestingly, inmates are not fed, but are showered with red fire ants from passersby as a form of punishment.

To be honest, I didn’t wake up to a tarantula in my face, but my treehouse roommate, Hilary, did. When the staff was alerted, our cleaning lady scooped it up with bare hands and carried it outside where it was set free. Apparently, it’s not a problem.


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